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Cuckoo Club: The Full Guide for The Cuckoo Club in London

A comprehensive guide for Cuckoo Club  — information about Cuckoo Club tables, guestlist, how to make a booking, prices, menu, dress code, location, and events.


Cuckoo Club champagne show with the bottles inside a unicorn-shaped bottle presenter.

Cuckoo Club is not just one of Mayfair’s most well-established clubs, but the venue is also known for its luxurious and unforgettable nights and its top-notch international crowd. This review covers everything you need to know about the venue, from table reservations to event hire, ensuring you have all the details for an unforgettable night out.


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Cuckoo Club Tables


A Cuckoo Club table sets you up for the best night possible at The Cuckoo Club. With two floors, each with its own vibe and mood along with two VIP sections, there are plenty of table options to choose from. As usual, we’ll expand on the table options in the next paragraph, giving you a better picture of the layout.


As a Cuckoo Club table client, you get some special perks including fast-tracked entry into the venue, attentive waiters to take your orders throughout the night, and access to an extensive selection of premium bottles. Not to mention, table clients can also order one of Cuckoo Club’s extravagant champagne shows.


For a Cuckoo Club table booking or if you have any questions, let us know and we’ll walk you through everything.


Cuckoo Club Table Map


Having an idea of the Cuckoo Club table map can help you out when choosing a table preference for the night. Of course, we’ll recommend the best table options for you, so there’s no need to stress, but if you like knowing a bit more about the layout of the club you’re going to, here’s what you need to know.


Cuckoo Club has two floors; a ground floor and an underground floor. The ground floor is known as the Cosmos and the design is inspired by the nighttime sky. The vibe on the floor is more for socialising and dancing than it is for a more intimate experience.


On the ground floor, you’ll find the Cuckoo Club VIP tables behind the DJ in their own section. As a VIP client, you can also access the main floor or invite people to your table in the VIP section. On the other hand, if you prefer to be closer to the dancefloor, you can opt for a Cuckoo club table right in the middle of the club or close to the DJ. Last but not least, if you prefer privacy and only want to mingle when you feel like it, Cuckoo has the table options to accommodate that.


As for the underground floor, The Garden, it’s known for offering a more intimate experience and for a quirky, Alice-in Wonderland-inspired interior. Not only does the floor have a fewer number of tables to keep the vibes more low-key, but you’ll also find that the table options vary between tables that prioritise privacy and others that offer a location under the spotlight.


For the most up-to-date Cuckoo Club table map, let us know.


Cuckoo Club Guestlist


Joining the Cuckoo Club guestlist is a great way to access the venue if you’re a group of girls or a mixed group that’s mostly girls. Being on the Cuckoo Club guestlist means a reduced entry fee - we’ll expand on the Cuckoo entry fee in the next paragraph, access to the Cuckoo Club promoter table, and complimentary drinks on some nights.


To join the Cuckoo Club guestlist, let us know as early as you can for the best chances. While we do help with last-minute requests, it’s always better to message ahead of time to avoid capacity issues, especially for special events.


Cuckoo Club Prices


The Cuckoo Club prices start at £1,500 minimum spend for tables and go up depending on the table’s location in the club, the group size, and the night you’re looking to go out. When it comes to Cuckoo Club VIP table prices, they start at £2,000 minimum spend. When you reach out, we’ll provide you with an exact quote depending on your table preference and the group size.


The Cuckoo Club entry price for people on the guestlist ranges between £20 and £100. It’s usually £20 to £30 for ladies and £50 to £60 for gents on Cuckoo’s usual nights, but could be more on special occasions. We’ll let you know what to expect depending on the night you’re looking to go out.


Cuckoo Club Menu


The Cuckoo Club menu offers a long list of luxurious brands, champagnes, and more. Not to mention, table clients also have the option to order The Cuckoo Club’s renowned bottle shows and champagne shows, adding an extra kick to the night.


If you’d like to see the most up-to-date Cuckoo Club menu, be sure to let us know when booking.


Cuckoo Club Dress Code


The Cuckoo Club dress code is essential to keep in mind if you want the smoothest night out possible. As with all high-end and exclusive clubs in London, The Cuckoo Club requires guests to dress smart and elegant.


Ladies on the Cuckoo guestlist are required to wear heels or boots with heels. While a dress is preferred and is the safest option, any smart and elegant outfit would work. Some clothing items to keep in mind that are not allowed as per the Cuckoo Club dress code include:


•⁠  ⁠Athletic wear (including hoodies) 

•⁠  ⁠Hats

•⁠  ⁠Denim short-shorts

•⁠  ⁠Hen party and birthday accessories (sashes, tiaras etc) 

•⁠  ⁠Wedged Heels

•⁠  ⁠Sport trainers

•⁠  ⁠Flats

•⁠  ⁠Boots (evening boots with heels are allowed)

•⁠  ⁠Sandals


Gentlemen are expected to wear smart-casual attire and dress shoes. Black leather shoes are always a great option. As we mentioned before, overly casual items, like shorts, athletic wear, and beachwear are not allowed.


Keep in mind, the Cuckoo Club management reserves the right to deny entry to people not following the dress code. If you’re not sure about your choice of outfit, let us know and we’ll confirm so you can have a stress-free time.


Cuckoo Club Entry


The Cuckoo Club entry process is as smooth as can be and it will be just as easy and stress-free for you too as long as you keep in mind the following details:


  • The Cuckoo Club is 18+, which means you can only enter if you are 18 years old or older. The club’s policy also requires everyone to bring physical IDs to make sure everyone is of age.


  • The Cuckoo Club entry policy also requires guests not to arrive tipsy, intoxicated, or carrying drugs. Safety and maintaining a sophisticated atmosphere are a priority for Cuckoo, same as for all high-end clubs.


  • It’s mandatory to bring a valid physical form of identification with you to the club, even if you’re a regular or clearly over 18. We strongly recommend bringing your passport, but you can also bring a driver’s license or certain national IDs. If you happen to be bringing a license or a national ID, be sure to have a picture of your passport on your phone. As we’ve mentioned, your form of ID has to be valid; expired forms of ID aren’t accepted.


With these instructions in mind and with you following the Cuckoo Club dress code and arriving on time, your entry into Cuckoo Club will be quick, simple, and hassle-free.


Cuckoo Club Location


The Cuckoo Club is located at Swallow Street, Mayfair, London, W1B 4EZ. Just off Mayfair’s famous Regent St., the location gives Cuckoo Club two main advantages. One, the club is easy to find and get to regardless of how you’ll be arriving. Two, if you’re looking for elegant bars near Cuckoo, you’ll find plenty. Not to mention, restaurant options as well.


Cuckoo Club Events


The Cuckoo Club events take place weekly on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays from 11:00 PM until 3:30 AM. During some months, you can also expect Cuckoo to be open on Thursdays, but be sure to ask us as Cuckoo Thursdays are a seasonal event.


That said, during Cuckoo Club’s weekly parties, you can expect the ground floor to be playing hip-hop and R&B. Meanwhile, on the lower floor, you can expect open-format music. 


To stay updated on upcoming Cuckoo Club events, just let us know and we’ll make sure to keep you in the loop.


Cuckoo Club Venue Hire


If you’re looking to hire Cuckoo Club for a private event, let us know the number of people you’re expecting and any preferences you have for your event. We’ll provide you with the details related to the Cuckoo Club venue hire options and a quote. Once you’re ready to confirm, we lock in the booking for you and help with any advance drink orders and any other requests.


Cuckoo Club, known for its two floors and an international sophisticated crowd, is always a perfect choice for a night to remember. If you have any questions or are interested in a Cuckoo Club table booking, joining the Cuckoo Club guestlist, or hiring Cuckoo Club for a private event, let us know and we’ll handle your request at a moment’s notice.


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